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To the right!
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Turn around!
3
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Miss Party! We wanna party!
4
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Boys are delicious!
5
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And boys are also liars, right?
6
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They don't deserve anything.
7
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Single ladies, where you at?
8
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My single sister.
Please get off the stage.
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-Please move.
-Fine.
10
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Okay. What else can those hands do?
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I think it's safer if you don't find out.
12
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Shit.
13
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Hey, hey, hey.
14
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-Uh, we need to go.
-Wait, what? Why?
15
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I just saw Lawrence and you told him
I was in a coma, remember?
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Party people! Make some noise
for the baddest hun on the social street!
17
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Sasa's in the house!
18
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Sasa, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa, Sasa!
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Sasa, Sasa, Sasa!
20
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To me, and my new twin for real, Dineo.
21
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To being single, sexy...
22
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And leaving men on read, right?
23
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Yes!
24
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Hashtag women in
male-dominated fields, ladies.
25
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This isn't a TED Talk, we're at groove.
26
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Okay, fine. But we seriously
have to go, Sasa.
27
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Because now I have to lie to Lawrence
about the miracle of prayer.
28
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Because... what am I doing here?
29
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Look, I love you,
but it's your fault. This is what happens
30
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when you make your side dish
your main meal.
31
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Really?
32
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Are we forgetting about the Lawrence
33
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who was super clingy,
couldn't take a hint,
34
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not even after I blocked him
and ghosted him?
35
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-Mmm.
-Uh-uh. We have to go, for real.
36
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-Khai!
-Sasa!
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-Looking as gorgeous as always.
-Ah.
38
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Listen, your event is popping.
39
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The comments in my stories are on fire!
40
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Hold on. I know you from somewhere.
41
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Yeah, I'm still wondering
what else those hands can do.
42
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You know, you...
43
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You're too focused on the hands.
44
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I can show you what this body can do.
45
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Oh.
46
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I see you have met my bestie, Dineo.
47
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She is the boss bitch who got your girl
in her brand ambassador bag.
48
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-We're celebrating!
-We're celebrating.
49
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So, how about
we continue this party in Cape Town?
50
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I have an event in Cape Town,
and you guys can come through.
51
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-Really?
-Yeah.
52
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Oh, my goodness.
Yes, yes, yes. Please, girl.
53
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Let's go, friend.
It will be an epic girls' trip.
54
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You and...
55
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Noni!
56
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This is our anthem!
57
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Okay, I-I need to call my girl.
58
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Who's Noni?
59
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Her best friend from varsity.
60
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No, no, baby. Baby,
don't fight. What are you doing? Wait!
61
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People are going to think
I'm kidnapping you.
62
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What are you doing?
63
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Oh, my phone.
64
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No. You'll call them back later.
Leave the phone.
65
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-Okay. Okay. All right.
-Right... right here.
66
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And...
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Voilà!
68
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-Babe!
-Yeah?
69
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This is where we had our first date.
70
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Yeah! Six years ago, when you
pretended that you didn't want me,
71
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but I could see that you wanted me.
72
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I booked it just for us.
73
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Oh, baby.
74
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-Now, let me kick your ass.
-Okay.
75
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-Uh-huh.
-Okay. Still got the magic touch?
76
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I ain't heard you complaining.
77
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Well, let's see it.
78
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Hi, it's Noni. Please leave a message.
79
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Now!
80
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Okay. Just goes to voicemail.
81
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Yeah, she's... she's probably busy.
82
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Yeah, she's always busy... with Max.
83
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Okay, how about...
84
00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:06,750
How about I show you
what these hands can do.
85
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Go, friend.
86
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Mr. Hands!
87
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Yes, yes, yes!
88
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Yes! Yes!
89
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Yes!
90
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Yes.
91
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Y... Come on.
92
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What the hell, man?
93
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Bruh. Your scoreboard is not working!
94
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-No, it's fine.
-No, no, wait.
95
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Baby, wait.
96
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My brother, please fix your scoreboard.
It's not working!
97
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So?
98
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Try using another aisle.
99
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No, I paid for this lane,
I want to use this lane.
100
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Please fix it now!
101
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Nah, bruh.
102
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Bro, you're full of games.
103
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Please fix your scoreboard!
104
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When my girlfriend bowls,
it's supposed to say, "Will you marry me?"
105
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What?
106
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Um...
107
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Well...
108
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Surprise.
109
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Call the doctor!
110
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Ow!
111
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Since when do you want to get married?
112
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I got the job offer from the NGO.
113
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Wow, that's... that's amazing.
114
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-Yes, yes.
-That's...
115
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In Kenya.
116
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If we are married...
117
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it makes it easier for us
to move together.
118
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In one month.
119
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So-So you expect me to give up my life,
120
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my career and my friends
and believe in marriage in one month?
121
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Yes.
122
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Please.
123
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No.
124
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Okay, just... just forget
about the certificate, okay?
125
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Focus on us.
126
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Look, um... I'm gonna be real.
127
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In the beginning, it was all practical.
128
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But I realize that...
129
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I do want the government...
to know that I love you.
130
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I want them to know that I want to spend
131
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the good and the bad of life with you.
132
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And I trust you to decide
whether I live or I die.
133
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Even though I do know you'd pull the plug
for the insurance money.
134
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So...
135
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Ow. Oh, goodness!
136
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Will you...
137
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please...
138
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please marry me?
139
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Do it for the insurance.
140
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Yes!
141
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Yes, this!
142
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Congratulations, I guess.
143
00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,371
-Okay, okay, okay. Yes.
-Yes?
144
00:08:03,375 --> 00:08:05,496
-Yes. Yes. Yes.
-Yes.
145
00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,500
Okay, okay, okay.
146
00:08:08,958 --> 00:08:10,246
-Ow!
-Ow.
147
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My guy, do you have butter or something?
148
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Stop it!
149
00:08:14,125 --> 00:08:15,204
Stop it.
150
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We'll get it in there.
151
00:08:17,375 --> 00:08:19,625
-Yes. Yes, baby.
-Yes. Yes, yes.
152
00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:31,583
Do you see that you didn't...
need anyone else?
153
00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:36,333
You have all of me right here with you.
154
00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:40,163
So...
155
00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:44,417
I don't know. Do you rehearse these lines
in the mirror before execution?
156
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You do, right?
157
00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,542
-No.
-Yeah.
158
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No, I don't.
159
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Um. Where is Sasa?
160
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,996
Seriously, where's Sasa?
161
00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,829
Don't you know we
call her "Location Pin"...
162
00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:06,750
because we always need to find her?
163
00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:10,292
There she is. There she is.
164
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On top of a table.
165
00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:39,204
Okay, I guess my lines worked.
166
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Shut up.
167
00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,958
So, what would you like to drink?
168
00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:07,542
Oh, no.
169
00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:21,875
Are you fine?
170
00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:29,371
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-What?
171
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,288
Caster, slow down.
172
00:10:31,292 --> 00:10:32,788
What?
173
00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:34,413
Okay, where are you rushing to?
174
00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:37,083
Don't pretend
we're not both here for just one thing.
175
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,500
But I'm not just here for one thing.
176
00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:48,750
Look at me.
177
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,500
Oh, my God.
178
00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:30,000
So...
179
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,625
That's what those hands can do, huh?
180
00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:23,542
Shh.
181
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:28,996
Okay.
182
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,083
Shit.
183
00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:33,917
Where are you going?
184
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,833
Huh?
185
00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:43,417
To the bathroom.
186
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,208
You mean the one that's behind me?
187
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:49,996
Uh, yeah.
188
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,579
I wanted to wipe a stain on my...
on my pants.
189
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:57,542
Are you actually sneaking
out of your own house?
190
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:04,746
Uh...
191
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,496
-Dineo.
-Mmm.
192
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:10,413
This was nice,
but I'm not looking for anything serious.
193
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:12,038
Look, it's complicated.
194
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,621
I just knew it. I knew it! I knew that...
195
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,913
Ooh, Dineo. You know,
I'm not here for just that one thing...
196
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:19,329
You caressing me and shit.
197
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:20,788
That was a play, right?
198
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,538
Yeah, because... all men are the same.
199
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,371
Well, joke's on you.
200
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,917
Because I was sneaking out too.
201
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,833
I'm fully dressed to leave.
202
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000
Yeah, right.
203
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,542
Wait, why do-why do you do that?
204
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:38,621
What?
205
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,579
Why do men never believe it when we say
we're not looking for a relationship?
206
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,292
That's because women like...
207
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,167
Hold on.
208
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,250
You're married.
209
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,538
-No.
-Then what's that...
210
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:51,667
No, it's just a ring.
211
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,913
It's a ring that reminds me
to stay single.
212
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,163
Because men are liars.
213
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:59,250
Right? Or cheaters.
214
00:13:59,792 --> 00:14:02,958
Or sometimes homeless
and using me for proof of address.
215
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,496
Ah, great.
216
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,371
Another woman that thinks
that all men are trash.
217
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:09,079
You know what, a real man
218
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,603
wouldn't be sneaking out of his
own house just to avoid a woman.
219
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:15,496
What was the plan?
Actually... please tell me.
220
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,454
You were gonna sneak out
and go what, sit in your car until I left?
221
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,583
No, no, no.
No, that's not what I was going to do.
222
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:31,204
I was... I was going to chill...
with the security guard.
223
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,413
They have a TV there and
224
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:35,542
-they let me sit and watch it sometimes.
-Wow.
225
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:40,208
I look forward to never seeing you again.
226
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,500
"To never seeing you again."
227
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,458
I left my shoes.
228
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:14,458
There could be a lot of dead people...
229
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:18,375
Because of... they fell
for Thabo Bester and Nandipha.
230
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,246
Your mother can't cook.
231
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,333
She burns the gravy, she burns it.
232
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:39,663
-Best friends forever!
-Best friends for life!
233
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,333
To us!
234
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,250
TikToker.
235
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,000
What a bore.
236
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,496
The last bit of gravy.
237
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,538
We'll drink it, babe, we'll drink it.
238
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:12,583
It's ours, this gravy, it's ours.
239
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:49,204
Perfect. Yes, perfect.
Thank you. Hi, ladies.
240
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,204
Welcome to my work promotion celebration.
241
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:55,163
And remember to tag me
so I can repost you.
242
00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,579
Thank you.
243
00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:02,496
The suburbs are boring! Where's
the music? I thought it was a party here.
244
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,704
Auntie... I-I didn't think you'd come.
245
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,829
Your mother would haunt me.
246
00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,746
I can already imagine her saying...
247
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,913
"Oh, Dineo, my baby.
248
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:15,667
I'm so proud that finally
you chose work over men."
249
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:22,163
Wow! Baby, I hope there is an open bar.
250
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:25,163
I took three taxis from
the township coming here.
251
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,538
I didn't come to be sober.
252
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,371
And also...
253
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,954
Please make sure you sit me
next to the men, okay?
254
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:34,583
Auntie... the invite said women only.
255
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,913
-But there's alcohol.
-There is?
256
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,163
-Mmm.
-You see why I love you so much?
257
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,871
Do you have gum? My
mouth is... My mouth is...
258
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,163
-Auntie... uh!
-Okay, okay.
259
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:46,375
Wow, it's so beautiful!
260
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:50,246
Dineo!
261
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:52,375
Noni!
262
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:56,996
And Max is here too.
263
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,204
Yeah, sorry we're late.
We had to stop at my parents' place.
264
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,163
Have you been crying? Who am I fighting?
265
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,329
Who am I fighting?
266
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,542
Yeah, never mind
what I was saying, you know.
267
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,288
I will find my way to the bar.
268
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:09,292
It's my aunt.
269
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:14,329
We were talking about how Mama
would have been proud of all of this.
270
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,833
Did she meet your mom?
271
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,542
"Oh, my baby."
272
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:22,704
Couldn't you have a bridal shower
or a baby shower?
273
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,663
"Now you've made a job a wedding."
274
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,538
Okay, what about this one?
275
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:27,621
"Oh, my baby, Dineo.
276
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,833
This is why you'll die alone...
my child, you know."
277
00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:33,663
And how when you have me, babe?
278
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,829
Where do I... Where?
279
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:37,788
I never see you.
No, I... honestly, I never see you.
280
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:40,625
-Tell the truth.
-The famous Noni!
281
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,538
I was starting to think you're a rumor.
282
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:46,288
Oh, and you must be the TikToker.
283
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:50,246
No, content curator
and brand engagement specialist.
284
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,292
700,000 followers and counting.
285
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,413
So, TikToker?
286
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,954
Oh.
287
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:03,663
Finally, my two favorite
people get to meet.
288
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,329
Yes, okay.
289
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,208
I'm so excited. I'm so happy.
290
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,203
Okay, walk with me.
I want to show you all the things.
291
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,121
-It's beautiful, hey.
-It's nice, right?
292
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:14,413
-Mm-hmm.
-Thank you for the hook-up.
293
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:18,454
To go from social media manager
to creative director...
294
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,996
for one of South Africa's
biggest, and I mean biggest,
295
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
retailers is a dream.
296
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:27,000
Honestly, this is not
the future I expected but...
297
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,996
I'm so damn proud of myself!
298
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,913
To Dineo.
299
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,042
To Dineo!
300
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,288
Yay, Dineo!
301
00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:38,583
Yes!
302
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,954
Okay, okay, okay. Clink, clink.
Time for gifts.
303
00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,625
Let them come, let them come!
304
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,538
I didn't know
we're supposed to bring presents.
305
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:47,829
What did the invite say?
306
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:48,996
Who still reads invites?
307
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,204
Wow.
308
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:53,038
-To my bestie, for real.
-That's me.
309
00:19:53,042 --> 00:19:54,542
-Okay... open up!
-Okay.
310
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,538
It's a brand-new laptop
from Luxe Technologies!
311
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,163
What?
312
00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:02,454
Wow. How pretty.
313
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,000
Link in my bio for promo code.
314
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,708
Thank you so much. Well,
good luck topping a free laptop, ladies.
315
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,454
Thank you.
316
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:11,829
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
317
00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:14,417
Don't tell me none of you
brought any gifts.
318
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,621
But the invite didn't
say anything about bringing gifts.
319
00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,913
I thought we were just coming
to celebrate her job promotion.
320
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,746
Ha, Monica, guys, really.
321
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,121
But you don't have to be told
to bring a gift
322
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,163
to a kitchen tea or baby shower, do you?
323
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:30,583
Seriously! What kind of people are you?
324
00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:33,667
Wait, babe, why am I the only guy here?
325
00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:37,454
Oh.
326
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:39,875
This is what happens when you
don't read invites. I'm out.
327
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:45,204
Lovey, where are you going?
328
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:48,621
Oh, no. I just thought
that I should leave you ladies to it.
329
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,788
So don't all sync up while I'm gone, okay?
330
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,413
Yeah, Auntie, let him go.
331
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,746
If Max wants to go, he can go.
332
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:55,996
Especially since this lunch
was meant for women only.
333
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,079
You know how it is with married couples.
334
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,663
They always come as a two-for-one special.
335
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:01,746
No, no... Auntie.
336
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,871
These two are far from married.
337
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,204
No, I mean, Noni...
338
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:08,667
Noni thinks getting married is like
getting her clit literally electrocuted.
339
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,667
A clit, babe?
340
00:21:15,292 --> 00:21:18,954
Yeah, no. My friend is never,
ever getting married.
341
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,542
Right?
342
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,042
What?
343
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,496
What, guys...
344
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,579
What's...
345
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,583
Okay, what's wrong?
346
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,496
Max, um...
347
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,496
might have proposed.
348
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,163
Might?
349
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,167
Weren't you leaving?
350
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:49,954
Yes. I mean, no, no. Um...
351
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,329
Cong...
352
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:54,288
I mean, congratulations
to the happy couple.
353
00:21:54,292 --> 00:21:56,288
Thank you, thank you.
354
00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:57,663
We need more champagne.
355
00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,496
More champagne, so we can celebrate!
356
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,579
-See?
-Shit, shit.
357
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,913
You see what type of friend you are?
358
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,958
Dini... Dini, baby.
359
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,371
Are you ditching him now?
360
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:08,871
Okay, baby, wait! Noni, Noni, Noni.
361
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:09,954
Wait, wait, wait.
362
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:11,579
Is it true? You think marriage...
363
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,079
is like having your clit electrocuted?
364
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,371
Of course not.
But this is not the time, okay?
365
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,000
Babe.
366
00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,871
Hey. Hey. Auntie, it's you.
367
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,204
Look, you can marry me.
I'm single. Available...
368
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:27,042
No, no, no. Okay, Noni! Noni, Noni!
369
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,167
It's party time!
370
00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:44,750
Yoh, Dini! I've been looking for you.
371
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,079
Sis.
372
00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:50,163
I've cut off friends...
373
00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:52,208
for far less than what Noni just did.
374
00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,496
You deserve a do-over.
375
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,788
Come with me to Cape Town.
376
00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:00,079
Khai is hooking me up
with a VVIP experience...
377
00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:01,163
at his event.
378
00:23:01,167 --> 00:23:02,746
-Khai?
-Yeah. Come on.
379
00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:03,996
No, no, Sasa.
380
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,621
Didi, Didi.
381
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,829
I am so, so, so sorry.
382
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,954
Okay, I didn't wanna ruin your day.
383
00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:12,329
I know you've been planning
your wedding since forever.
384
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,458
Guys, guys.
385
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:16,329
I'm happy being single, okay?
386
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:18,538
And Noni, I'm happy
for the two of you, okay?
387
00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:22,913
I'm happy. I'm happy to plan the
bachelorette, to organize the bridesmaids.
388
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:24,871
I'm even happy
to say a speech at your wedding.
389
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:28,204
See, happy, happy,
happy to do all of that stuff.
390
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,788
Girl, you are saying happy a lot.
391
00:23:29,792 --> 00:23:30,913
There'll be no bachelorette.
392
00:23:30,917 --> 00:23:34,125
We're getting married
at home affairs in... in three weeks.
393
00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:35,917
What?
394
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,708
I mean...
395
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,667
Why are you doing
all this so quickly, Noni?
396
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:46,204
You're pregnant.
397
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,788
Okay, if you hit me with pregnancy
news right now, friend...
398
00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:50,038
I'm not pregnant.
399
00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:51,621
Hmm.
400
00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,621
I...
401
00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:55,375
I-I don't want wedding drama.
402
00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:59,079
Are you okay, friend?
403
00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:01,875
I'm fine.
404
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,621
I'm so fine, in fact,
405
00:24:07,625 --> 00:24:10,163
I will plan your bachelorette
for next week in Cape Town.
406
00:24:10,167 --> 00:24:12,954
-What, no!
-Yes! Yes, yes.
407
00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:14,329
Cape Town is supposed to be our thing.
408
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:18,288
Noni deserves to have a weekend
that's as crazy as she used to be.
409
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:19,833
Why are you saying used to be?
410
00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:22,913
Oh, okay.
411
00:24:22,917 --> 00:24:26,375
Friend, when was the last time
you went inside a club?
412
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,704
You see what I mean?
413
00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:30,875
Friend... This is...
414
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:34,583
This is the last chance for you
to be the queen of the night again.
415
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,458
You know? A final bow.
416
00:24:38,833 --> 00:24:40,454
She wouldn't last a day...
417
00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:42,208
let alone a whole long weekend.
418
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,579
Let's do it. I'm in.
419
00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:49,329
-I'm sorry, what was that? What was that?
-I am in!
420
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:50,954
Okay, I'll plan everything.
421
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:55,417
Oh, this is going to be
the best bachelorette ever.
422
00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:00,954
-What?
-It's fine, it's fine.
423
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:01,958
I don't want her there.
424
00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,871
Why can't it be just you and me?
425
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,121
A bachelorette is a group thing,
426
00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,704
and none of your friends
can be in Cape Town next week.
427
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:13,079
Oh, also, Sasa has a wine farm connection.
428
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:15,746
Oh, so it's going to be you,
me, and the TikToker.
429
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,829
And your favorite cousin... obviously.
430
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:18,833
Bontle.
431
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:24,163
Bontle, the baby factory?
432
00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:25,496
I mean, come on, man.
433
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:28,996
Ever since she had a husband and kids,
she's just weird and boring and...
434
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,288
Hi, Dineo.
435
00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:32,954
Hey, babe, Noni's on the phone too.
436
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,079
Hey, Cuz.
437
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:35,163
Hey, Cuz.
438
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,500
She's so excited to have you in Cape Town.
439
00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:42,246
Hey, you! No!
440
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,454
No, you can't cut your sister
to see the color of her blood.
441
00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:46,788
The things these kids do.
These kids are aging me.
442
00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:48,996
Cuz, are you sure you
can even go on this trip?
443
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,329
Look, I haven't had a holiday
since these kids were born.
444
00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:55,954
I'm taking this visa.
I need this weekend off.
445
00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,829
-I'm gonna cut you.
-Okay...
446
00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:00,454
-You kids don't listen!
-See?
447
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,958
Best bachelorette ever!
448
00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:10,579
So, how did Dineo take the news
about us moving to Kenya?
449
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:12,667
Oh, I'm working on it.
450
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:14,454
Noni.
451
00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:16,292
Man, her mother died.
452
00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:19,996
And now I'm leaving her. So, I don't know.
453
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:24,375
I just feel like it's better to break
the news on a yacht, sipping cocktails.
454
00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:54,167
My gosh.
455
00:26:55,792 --> 00:26:57,288
What?
456
00:26:57,292 --> 00:26:58,413
Am I leaking?
457
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,417
Girl, those boobs are probably
the best thing your kids gave you.
458
00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:05,167
Girl. Stop it. Let's go.
459
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:13,329
There she is, ladies.
460
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:14,788
Where?
461
00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:15,792
There.
462
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,038
Dineo, you promised me luxury.
463
00:27:20,042 --> 00:27:22,038
What in the Putco is this?
464
00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:23,704
It's a party bus.
465
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,042
You see, party bus.
466
00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,454
Okay, wait until you get inside.
467
00:27:29,458 --> 00:27:31,125
As for you...
468
00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:35,329
Nope, nope, nah.
469
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:36,538
-I'm not doing that.
-Oh, come on!
470
00:27:36,542 --> 00:27:38,663
-No. No!
-Yes, yes, yes.
471
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:39,829
Come on now! Come!
472
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:40,954
It's your bachelorette.
473
00:27:40,958 --> 00:27:42,278
You're supposed to be humiliated.
474
00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:49,371
Yeah, people must know that you...
you have chosen to be with Max forever.
475
00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:50,454
Until you die.
476
00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:53,375
You know, at least I'll have the feather
boa to strangle myself with.
477
00:27:54,667 --> 00:27:55,708
Hey, man!
478
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,496
Stop.
479
00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:00,746
Oh, come on! Relax, it's content.
480
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:04,204
My first ever bachelorette
for someone over 50.
481
00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:06,954
And if you keep recording,
it'll be your last bachelorette ever.
482
00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,288
Come on, Cuz. You're cute.
483
00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:09,413
-I promise you.
-Ah.
484
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:10,788
Exactly.
485
00:28:10,792 --> 00:28:12,496
-Well...
-Mm-hmm.
486
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:13,913
Okay, ladies.
487
00:28:13,917 --> 00:28:16,288
Now the party can begin.
488
00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:17,621
Let's go!
489
00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:19,042
Might as well.
490
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:29,288
How exciting, you guys.
491
00:28:29,292 --> 00:28:32,163
Four days to do nothing
but unplug and have fun.
492
00:28:32,167 --> 00:28:34,333
Just us girls.
493
00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:37,621
It's only four days, baby.
494
00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,288
You're going to be fine without me.
495
00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:40,829
-Lefa...
-Palesa!
496
00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:42,496
They're also your kids.
Please take care of them.
497
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:43,746
Please speak to them.
498
00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:46,038
These kids are going to...
kill me in my sleep.
499
00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,871
Baby, I'm on holiday.
500
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,875
Honey, wait.
501
00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:52,454
Honey, wait.
502
00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:54,871
Guys, I'm not gonna give you sweets.
I'm telling you, I won't give you...
503
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:57,496
-No more phones.
-Okay, baby, I gotta go.
504
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,288
I love you too.
505
00:28:59,292 --> 00:29:01,579
Baby, please listen to your dad.
506
00:29:01,583 --> 00:29:04,579
Mama's gonna take you to
Gold Reef City when I get back, I promise.
507
00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:06,371
Bye, Mommy!
508
00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:07,621
Bye-bye, my angel.
509
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,663
Bye-bye.
510
00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:13,208
The bachelorette
has officially started, everybody.
511
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,583
Isn't this nice?
512
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,621
Yoh, yoh, yoh!
513
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,833
-Yoh!
-You guys!
514
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,847
The money you have books places like this?
515
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:39,083
Not paying school fees is nice.
516
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,167
This is nice.
517
00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:42,996
Hey.
518
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,288
Hey, this is nice.
519
00:29:44,292 --> 00:29:45,292
Told you.
520
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,538
Right there, right there!
521
00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:48,542
Excuse me.
522
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:51,417
-Just right there. And lean back.
-Excuse me.
523
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,538
Are you people lost?
524
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:58,708
No, no, no. My name is Dineo,
and I booked this place until Sunday.
525
00:29:59,917 --> 00:30:05,371
Uh, no. Um, this place
has been booked by a Lauren.
526
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:06,917
Mmm. That's my assistant.
527
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:11,513
Are you sure
it's not the other way around?
528
00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:15,250
This content is about to pop.
529
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:18,667
Uh, okay.
530
00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:21,704
I have a booking confirmation.
531
00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:23,121
That's... that's very nice.
532
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:27,246
But unfortunately, we have
a very strict security protocol here.
533
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:31,333
So only the person who booked can stay.
534
00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:35,833
Oh, and is that rule
for everyone or just the melanated?
535
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,038
Ten minutes in...
536
00:30:38,042 --> 00:30:41,413
and already Cape Town is Cape Town-ing.
537
00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:42,829
-Excuse me, lovey.
-Uh-huh.
538
00:30:42,833 --> 00:30:44,663
I didn't give you permission
to film me, okay?
539
00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:45,746
"Lovey."
540
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:47,704
-Sorry, sorry. Karen...
-Wow.
541
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:49,621
Have you ever heard the phrase,
"after school is after school"?
542
00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:50,704
Okay.
543
00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:53,913
You know what?
You girls had better leave immediately.
544
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:56,079
-Otherwise, I'm going to call the police.
-Yes.
545
00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:58,163
-No. Yes. We'll...
-No, it's fine. Gives me 30 minutes.
546
00:30:58,167 --> 00:31:00,996
Yeah. Tag me in when
you're done, Cuz, I want to finish her.
547
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,079
Who's tagging... No, we're not doing...
No. Hey, oh, wait.
548
00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:06,163
No, listen. We're not going to jail.
549
00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:07,579
This is... This is not that bachelorette.
550
00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:09,079
-Please, let's go.
-No, we're not.
551
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:10,996
-We just want to talk.
-No, no, no, no, no.
552
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,913
-We just want to talk.
-Sasa, Sasa.
553
00:31:12,917 --> 00:31:15,000
-Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
-Okay, okay, okay.
554
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:18,121
-No, hey.
-Okay. Okay.
555
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,292
-Okay.
-Okay.
556
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:23,208
But you better pay my friend
her refund back, otherwise...
557
00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:26,038
And when we take the land,
we're starting with this place.
558
00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:27,329
What land?
559
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:30,292
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go... let's go.
560
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,663
It's not worth it. Calm down.
561
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,208
I'm calm. I'm calm.
562
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,538
You know what. I'm glad, I'm glad.
563
00:31:48,542 --> 00:31:51,246
I'm glad you think it's funny
we almost got arrested back there.
564
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,704
I'm sorry, babe.
565
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,163
It's just that back in the day,
I was 619, she was Eddie Guerrero.
566
00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:58,204
Viva la Raza!
567
00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,746
What the hell is that?
568
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:02,204
WWF, man.
569
00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,417
Babe, how old are you?
570
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:08,746
Oh, this is already
the best bachelorette ever.
571
00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:10,663
Really?
572
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:11,746
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
573
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:14,121
Bruh, Max is such a pacifist.
574
00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:15,329
He would never let me fight.
575
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,954
Yes, yes, Noni.
576
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:18,413
That's exactly what we need.
577
00:32:18,417 --> 00:32:20,500
A weekend of just forgetting about Max.
578
00:32:26,792 --> 00:32:31,496
Which we could never do
because we love Max.
579
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,660
I should just keep scrolling.
580
00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:39,204
Anyways, so, do you guys think I should do
tears for my racism story time on TikTok?
581
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,079
Must you put everything on TikTok?
582
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:43,375
Uh, yeah. How else do you get free shit?
583
00:32:44,042 --> 00:32:46,204
Sasa, do you think
you could get us a free house?
584
00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:50,917
Honestly, because everything on here
is either booked or 15 grand a night.
585
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,579
Wow.
586
00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:56,121
Yep, the digital nomads and tourists
are colonizing Cape Town.
587
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:58,746
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
588
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:02,579
I just got us a place to stay.
589
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:06,246
Oh, and it's gorgeous.
And it's in our price range.
590
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,958
She just got us the land.
591
00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,538
Uh, this is not what I paid for.
592
00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:22,371
Mm-mmm. This is so not my brand.
593
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:25,079
It looks like you'll catch something
just from breathing in there.
594
00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:26,413
Yeah, no, I did not leave my husband
595
00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:28,454
to fight for his life
with three kids for this.
596
00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:30,163
Okay, guys.
597
00:33:30,167 --> 00:33:31,829
You know that places in the CBD...
598
00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:33,413
can be a bit rough, right?
599
00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:35,496
But we saw the pictures.
We saw the pictures.
600
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:36,996
Yeah.
601
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,125
The inside.
602
00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:46,958
It's worse than the outside.
603
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:52,329
This is a bigger catfish than a baddie
who just came back from Turkey.
604
00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:54,533
How could they make you pay
three K per person for this?
605
00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:00,454
Yeah, we cannot stay here.
606
00:34:00,458 --> 00:34:03,250
Uh-uh. I just paid 12K for this place.
607
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,871
But I will book the place
that's 15 grand per room.
608
00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:07,954
It's fine.
609
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:09,371
No. Look, I know some people...
610
00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:11,163
who owe me a big favor
who are flying in tomorrow.
611
00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:13,621
So, this is what we'll do.
We'll get ready here
612
00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:16,288
and then we'll party till the morning
and link up with them tomorrow.
613
00:34:16,292 --> 00:34:17,746
-No, no.
-Perfect, yes!
614
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:19,788
Noni, we used to party
all night all the time.
615
00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,333
-Six years ago.
-Damn!
616
00:34:23,167 --> 00:34:25,246
I mean, me and Dini
were doing this last weekend.
617
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,583
Well, there's more to me and Dini
than just clubbing.
618
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,913
No, no. I hear you. Even my mother was...
619
00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:31,708
crying about crumpled bones after 50.
620
00:34:33,792 --> 00:34:36,288
Call me 50 one more time
and I'll crumple your bones.
621
00:34:36,292 --> 00:34:37,579
Oh, okay. Shit.
622
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:39,121
Do you know me? Have you heard of me?
623
00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:40,375
Let me teach you something.
624
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,875
No, you do it like this.
625
00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:50,875
Now this is how it's done.
626
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,000
Shit! Yes!
627
00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:56,329
See, now... now this is a bachelorette.
628
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:57,413
-Yes!
-Mm-hmm.
629
00:34:57,417 --> 00:34:58,788
Let's go get our bags.
630
00:34:58,792 --> 00:34:59,954
-Yes!
-Girl.
631
00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:02,000
Let's go.
632
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:05,083
Oh. You're okay.
633
00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,996
There you go.
634
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,208
-I heard something crack, friend.
-You're fine.
635
00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:44,500
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
636
00:35:52,167 --> 00:35:53,458
Shit.
637
00:35:58,917 --> 00:36:00,875
Get off me. Give me just a single...
638
00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:06,333
Saved by the nyash.
639
00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:30,329
Congratulations, Cuz.
640
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:32,121
Welcome to Club Makoti... my sister.
641
00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:33,621
Mmm.
642
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:36,413
-One more thing, you guys.
-Mm-hmm.
643
00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:37,621
One more thing.
644
00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:38,704
Mmm.
645
00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:39,708
Guys.
646
00:36:40,417 --> 00:36:45,996
Did you know that the origin
of the word "Makoti" is actually...
647
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,079
Raise your hand.
648
00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,454
Is actually Afrikaans?
649
00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:50,125
-Mmm.
-Afrikaans.
650
00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:54,246
Loosely translating, "make us tea."
651
00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:56,417
Yeah. "Maak ons tee."
652
00:36:57,875 --> 00:36:59,204
So, actually...
653
00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:01,625
The definition of wife is servitude.
654
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:04,917
Yes, Noni. Daughter in-law duties.
655
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:07,913
-Service.
-Okay, okay, okay.
656
00:37:07,917 --> 00:37:08,917
-Wow.
-Service.
657
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,954
-Yeah.
-Ooh, okay, guys.
658
00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:15,829
Khai just hooked us up
with some VVIP tickets...
659
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,371
to his beach party.
660
00:37:17,375 --> 00:37:20,121
So let's extend our trip so we can go.
661
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,208
No.
662
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,163
Oh.
663
00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:24,375
Why?
664
00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:27,958
Because...
665
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:31,538
-Because we came here for Noni.
-Mmm.
666
00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:32,625
-Not Khai.
-Mm-hmm.
667
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:35,454
Uh. Who is Khai?
668
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,329
Probably her sugar daddy.
669
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,042
She hasn't slept with him.
670
00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:42,167
Uh, Sasa, you...
671
00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:44,121
You haven't slept with him?
672
00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:45,871
Respect me.
673
00:37:45,875 --> 00:37:47,996
Khai is community dick... friend.
674
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,163
Girl, you're lucky...
you didn't fall for that trap.
675
00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:51,833
-Shit.
-Oh, not community dick.
676
00:37:55,667 --> 00:37:57,079
You little...
677
00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,208
-Dineo!
-You slept with him!
678
00:38:01,917 --> 00:38:03,663
Weren't you sleeping with a Lawrence?
679
00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:06,454
Girl no... that was like three dudes ago.
680
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,458
-Where were you?
-Getting engaged.
681
00:38:11,417 --> 00:38:13,454
So, do we like this Khai or...
682
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,621
It doesn't matter.
683
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,746
Dineo knows you don't hook up with a guy...
684
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,204
more than once. Right? Isn't it?
685
00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:22,208
That reminds me of the old you, Cuz.
686
00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:26,208
Yeah, but that's not really you, Dineo.
687
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:32,163
You know what?
688
00:38:32,167 --> 00:38:35,917
Once upon a time,
getting married wasn't you either, Noni.
689
00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:38,621
Oh.
690
00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,250
I need the bathroom.
691
00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:45,788
Noni, Noni, Noni.
692
00:38:45,792 --> 00:38:49,204
Maybe I should send you
a weekly update on Dineo.
693
00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:51,579
Oh, wait, your generation
still uses email, right?
694
00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:53,954
Shouldn't you be
on a mental health break or something?
695
00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:56,413
-My bag, please.
-Okay.
696
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,329
Don't joke about mental health.
697
00:38:58,333 --> 00:38:59,875
Don't joke with me.
698
00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:04,167
Damn, woman! You already finished that?
699
00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:07,579
So nicely.
700
00:39:07,583 --> 00:39:09,871
Girl, I've got eight years to catch up on.
701
00:39:09,875 --> 00:39:12,204
Gift!
702
00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:13,958
The babe is thirsty. Gift!
703
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:18,079
Babe, I know you're working, okay?
704
00:39:18,083 --> 00:39:19,996
But can you please call me back?
705
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,829
I need you to stop me from ending up...
on the news because of Sasa.
706
00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:24,917
Call me back, babe.
707
00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:32,913
Nondumiso.
708
00:39:32,917 --> 00:39:34,757
What exactly is going on
between you and Dineo?
709
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:37,871
Nothing.
710
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,375
Nothing? Come on.
711
00:39:40,042 --> 00:39:41,746
You two used to know everything
about each other.
712
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,954
Now you don't even know who she's dating.
713
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:45,167
How will I know, Cuz?
714
00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:48,163
She's in her ho phase with Sasa.
715
00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:49,579
So how am I supposed to keep up?
716
00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:51,833
The same way she kept up with yours, babe.
717
00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:57,083
Does this have to do
with you going to Kenya?
718
00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:59,413
Cuz, I haven't even told her.
719
00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:00,621
Nondumiso.
720
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:01,625
Shh, Cuz.
721
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:04,204
The things you do.
722
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,667
Mm-hmm.
723
00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:11,788
Cuz, why don't you keep Sasa busy
so I get a chance to speak to Dineo?
724
00:40:11,792 --> 00:40:13,288
I should do what?
725
00:40:13,292 --> 00:40:14,788
Don't be crazy.
726
00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:16,204
Go and put on your big girl panties.
727
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:19,329
Go talk with Dineo and tell her
what's going on. I'm not involved.
728
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,329
I came to Cape Town to drink, my dear.
729
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,121
-Please.
-Fine.
730
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:26,746
If you won't help me...
I will take Dineo and go.
731
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,333
Yeah.
732
00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:31,458
-Your mother!
-She's your aunt. I'm gonna tell her.
733
00:40:32,792 --> 00:40:34,204
Go and speak to Dineo!
734
00:40:34,208 --> 00:40:37,413
Leave me alone!
735
00:40:37,417 --> 00:40:38,417
You stupid...
736
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:40,208
Jesus!
737
00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:50,958
There she is.
738
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,996
I'm tired, friend.
And it's very loud in here.
739
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,163
Can we find somewhere quieter to talk?
740
00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:00,579
About what?
741
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:04,538
Now, we have a very special lady
celebrating a bachelorette party tonight.
742
00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:08,042
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together for Noni!
743
00:41:14,042 --> 00:41:16,788
Ah, but you're a brave woman
giving up your freedom just like that.
744
00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:19,579
But tonight is all
about you and the girls.
745
00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:22,288
We've got a special song
from Dineo just for you.
746
00:41:22,292 --> 00:41:23,917
UPZ in the house.
747
00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,333
Remember this song?
748
00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,621
Sorry. Show me.
749
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,579
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
750
00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:39,538
Hey, hey.
751
00:41:39,542 --> 00:41:42,250
-What?
-We really need to talk.
752
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Okay.
753
00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:50,163
Okay.
754
00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:52,038
Take off these things.
755
00:41:52,042 --> 00:41:53,371
Thank you.
756
00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:55,583
Get rid of this.
757
00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:58,375
Okay, babe.
758
00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:02,375
Just for one night.
759
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:06,292
Can we be the old Noni and Dineo?
760
00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:09,458
Please.
761
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,579
-Please!
-Okay, okay.
762
00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:13,954
-Yes? Yes?
-Yes. Yes.
763
00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:15,500
-Yes.
-Yes! She said yes!
764
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,417
-Yes. Come on, with me.
-Oh. Oh.
765
00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:22,954
That meat doesn't look cooked.
You're gonna kill my kids.
766
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,208
-What do you mean?
-It's raw!
767
00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:28,663
Let's go dance! Bye, Lefa!
768
00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:30,829
No.
That man is going to kill my kids, Sasa.
769
00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:31,913
Mm-mmm.
770
00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:33,621
I'm serious. He's gonna give
my kids Listeriosis, babe.
771
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:35,167
They'll be fine!
772
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,000
Let's go, Cape Town!
773
00:42:55,417 --> 00:43:01,083
Go, Noni! Go, Noni!
Go, Noni! Go, Noni! Go, Noni!
774
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:09,038
No, man. Like, I like you two, man.
775
00:43:09,042 --> 00:43:11,917
You dance... well, you know.
You just... You're here.
776
00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:15,996
Hey, UPS!
777
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,538
-UPZ!
-Bontle.
778
00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:19,288
Great set!
779
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:24,663
I want... I want you
and you to keep the land.
780
00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:28,371
As for the others, we will shoot the...
781
00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:30,917
Girl, no.
782
00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:33,371
-Thanks, you guys.
-Bye, bye, guys.
783
00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:35,163
-You're fine. You're safe.
-Yo, see you later. Cheers, eh.
784
00:43:35,167 --> 00:43:36,954
-Wonderful.
-You're perfect.
785
00:43:36,958 --> 00:43:38,496
Yeah, bye.
786
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,375
Congrats again for getting married.
787
00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,079
I'm not getting married tonight.
788
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:44,829
Tonight, I'm just Noni.
789
00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:48,079
And just Noni needs a second location.
790
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:50,038
Yes, girl! A second location.
791
00:43:50,042 --> 00:43:51,913
You know, with just one phone call...
792
00:43:51,917 --> 00:43:54,079
I can get us
into the hottest club in the city.
793
00:43:54,083 --> 00:43:55,871
-Yes.
-And you can come too.
794
00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,458
You left Joburg to come here for clubs?
795
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:03,079
Let me show you
how hard we go in Cape Town.
796
00:44:03,083 --> 00:44:04,246
Oh! How hard!
797
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,371
Well then.
798
00:44:05,375 --> 00:44:06,375
Let's go, ladies.
799
00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:08,538
Oh.
800
00:44:08,542 --> 00:44:10,288
Okay. Calm yourself.
801
00:44:10,292 --> 00:44:12,163
-Guys!
-Oh, sh...
802
00:44:12,167 --> 00:44:13,996
Sorry, Cuz.
803
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,663
My cousin, my baby. Oh, really.
804
00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:17,871
Oh, my goodness.
805
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:19,579
Bontle.
806
00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:21,125
Cape Town is going to kill me.
807
00:44:21,917 --> 00:44:24,792
With your white boyfriends!
808
00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:37,375
Now this is a Cape Town party.
809
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:39,996
Oh, no, Quinton.
810
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,871
Not you bringing us
to a whole street bash?
811
00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:43,913
Okay, ladies.
We need some simple rules, right.
812
00:44:43,917 --> 00:44:45,163
Number one.
813
00:44:45,167 --> 00:44:47,621
Don't take anything
unless you saw where it came from.
814
00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:48,704
Number two.
815
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:51,121
All four of us, we stick together
the whole night.
816
00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:55,333
And the most important thing
is to have fun.
817
00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:58,746
I don't know, guys.
818
00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:00,204
Oh, come on.
819
00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,996
You said you want
the old Noni and Dineo back, so...
820
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,163
Get right into it!
821
00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:05,208
Come on.
822
00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:09,163
Guys, wait. Wait.
823
00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:10,833
I know how this movie ends, hey.
824
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:13,663
I watched The Hangover.
825
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:15,954
But also. Cuz, doesn't this
go against your rule number one?
826
00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:17,121
No.
827
00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:18,579
Come on, Cuz.
828
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,583
We saw where they came from. His jacket.
829
00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:24,250
Okay, grannies, please let's drink.
830
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:26,667
Okay, fine.
831
00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:30,621
Peer pressure, peer pressure.
832
00:45:30,625 --> 00:45:31,579
Mmm.
833
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,329
Okay.
834
00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:35,204
-I can do this.
-Yes.
835
00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:37,829
-Actually, it's not so bad. Right?
-Mmm.
836
00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:39,208
Right.
837
00:45:41,083 --> 00:45:44,083
Let's go get some drinks, guys.
Okay, where's the bar?
838
00:45:47,917 --> 00:45:50,125
Uh, you guys, wait. Uh...
839
00:45:50,917 --> 00:45:51,958
Where is Sasa?
840
00:45:54,542 --> 00:45:55,667
Damn.
841
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,704
Location Pin.
842
00:45:57,708 --> 00:45:59,875
Let's go look over there. Let's go.
843
00:46:10,083 --> 00:46:12,871
I am tired of looking
for your friend, okay?
844
00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:15,038
-Let her career burn, man.
-No, Noni, man.
845
00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:17,204
And these pills
are not kicking in, friend.
846
00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:19,625
-Let me get us some shots.
-Wait. Wait.
847
00:46:21,417 --> 00:46:24,750
My twins for real!
848
00:46:27,542 --> 00:46:30,583
It's karaoke, bitches! Get up here!
849
00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:36,329
I chose Brenda Fassie.
850
00:46:36,333 --> 00:46:39,042
Music from your generation. Come.
851
00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:45,208
Girl, you had me at MaBrrr!
852
00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:47,083
I'm coming!
853
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:50,788
DJ, cue the music!
854
00:46:50,792 --> 00:46:52,000
You know I don't do karaoke.
855
00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:53,750
Oh.
856
00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:57,250
But you do it for Max though.
857
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:01,167
You...
858
00:47:04,167 --> 00:47:07,500
You don't come around
859
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,167
To see me in the week
860
00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:16,542
You don't get the chance
861
00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:19,958
To call me on the phone
862
00:47:21,667 --> 00:47:24,458
No. No. Come. Look, look, look.
863
00:47:29,667 --> 00:47:31,079
Yes!
864
00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:34,579
But Friday night, yes I know
865
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:39,538
I know I must be ready for you
Just be waiting for you
866
00:47:39,542 --> 00:47:43,246
But Friday night, yes I know
867
00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:47,792
I know I must be ready for you
Just be waiting for you
868
00:47:48,917 --> 00:47:56,917
I'm your weekend, weekend special
869
00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:01,954
Weekend special I'm your weekend
870
00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:04,667
Weekend special
871
00:48:12,958 --> 00:48:15,371
-I need to pee.
-Ooh, so long.
872
00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:17,746
Friend. The men's toilets queue's shorter.
873
00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:18,750
Okay, okay. Let's go.
874
00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:21,167
Dineo.
875
00:48:22,333 --> 00:48:25,496
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
876
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:27,371
Did you pee on yourself?
Good. Let's go party.
877
00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,458
No. No, it's Khai.
878
00:48:30,333 --> 00:48:33,538
Oh. I get it now. He's so hot.
879
00:48:33,542 --> 00:48:36,292
Shh. Mm-mmm. Don't do that, Noni.
880
00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,292
He already has a big head.
881
00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:44,000
And I'm not talking
about the one on his shoulders.
882
00:48:47,667 --> 00:48:49,121
You know that I can hear you?
883
00:48:49,125 --> 00:48:51,042
My darling. He can hear us.
884
00:48:52,542 --> 00:48:55,500
-Okay. If we stand still, he won't see us.
-Mmm. Okay.
885
00:49:00,875 --> 00:49:02,913
What are you guys on?
886
00:49:02,917 --> 00:49:04,746
-On?
-Yes.
887
00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:07,913
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
888
00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:09,288
-We're not even here.
-Mm-mmm.
889
00:49:09,292 --> 00:49:11,788
You are hallucinating. See?
890
00:49:11,792 --> 00:49:14,500
Ooh. Mmm.
891
00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:16,783
You've had a long night, Khai.
892
00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:18,833
Good night.
893
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:20,458
Say good night.
894
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:22,708
Good night.
895
00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:39,788
Isn't that the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?
896
00:49:39,792 --> 00:49:42,708
Mmm.
It's like looking into the eyes of God.
897
00:49:49,042 --> 00:49:50,788
Do you know what's even more beautiful?
898
00:49:50,792 --> 00:49:52,538
-Mmm...
-Your twerk.
899
00:49:52,542 --> 00:49:54,788
Your upside-down twerk.
900
00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,496
Aw.
901
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:57,917
I haven't seen it in so long.
902
00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:02,913
I try to do it sometimes
but it lacks "That thing."
903
00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:04,375
Noni, it's not the same.
904
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,750
I'm gonna do it for you.
905
00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:10,538
-I'm gonna do it for you.
-Will you?
906
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:12,288
-Aw.
-Yes. Right here.
907
00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:15,038
-You love me. You love me.
-Right now. Yes.
908
00:50:15,042 --> 00:50:17,292
-Let's do it.
-Okay. Uh, give me your phone.
909
00:50:18,167 --> 00:50:19,913
Uh, here you go.
910
00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:21,917
I'm gonna capture it for the last time.
911
00:50:23,417 --> 00:50:24,538
It's not for the last time.
912
00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:27,083
It's for the last time, my darling.
913
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,667
Marriage changes everything.
914
00:50:30,792 --> 00:50:33,288
No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
This is different, man.
915
00:50:33,292 --> 00:50:34,954
Max and I are only getting married
916
00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:37,792
so we can get our visas
for when we move to Kenya.
917
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,454
You're...
918
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:44,458
You're moving?
919
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,208
Yeah.
920
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,913
It's Max's fault.
921
00:50:48,917 --> 00:50:50,292
This ring doesn't even fit.
922
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,667
My finger doesn't want this.
923
00:50:54,042 --> 00:50:55,250
And I don't even want this.
924
00:50:57,042 --> 00:51:01,329
I can't even tell Max
because he's so in love with me.
925
00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:04,125
Because he thinks I'm so amazing.
926
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,288
So, one last upside down twerk
927
00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:10,875
before the end of Noni.
928
00:51:13,042 --> 00:51:15,829
It's not... it's not the end.
929
00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:17,204
Oh.
930
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,125
Mm-mmm. No, I can fix this.
931
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,500
I can... I can fix this.
932
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,413
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
933
00:51:31,417 --> 00:51:33,996
Granny, move from that wall.
What are you doing?
934
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,833
619!
935
00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:40,163
That's why they call me Rey Mysterio.
936
00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:42,413
Oh, my God, it's time to go.
Get your girl, Sasa.
937
00:51:42,417 --> 00:51:44,621
-I swear, if that girl...
-Here I am!
938
00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:46,083
Ooh!
939
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,246
-Call me.
-Hell no, brother!
940
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:58,250
He wants me to call him?
941
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:01,996
Let's go, sweetie.
942
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,121
I fixed it.
943
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:06,292
-We're leaving.
-Let's go. Move.
944
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,329
Hey, hey, hey.
945
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:11,246
Whoa, Rey Mysterio. You'll get arrested.
946
00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,871
I knew we shouldn't have released the bus.
947
00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:15,746
Yeah, this is why
the second location is always kak.
948
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,413
Well, luckily for you,
you're going to Kenya.
949
00:52:18,417 --> 00:52:20,538
Yeah, so you never have to
do the second location with me again.
950
00:52:20,542 --> 00:52:22,208
Whoa! How do you know about that?
951
00:52:24,917 --> 00:52:25,996
Really?
952
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,204
Hey.
953
00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:29,163
-Bontle.
-Ma'am?
954
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:30,496
Did you tell her?
955
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:31,500
Me?
956
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:35,079
-Did I tell you?
-It's you, Noni.
957
00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,917
You did. Back there.
958
00:52:37,542 --> 00:52:39,667
Those drugs are drugging.
959
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:42,938
I was going to tell you this weekend.
960
00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:46,042
So it's true.
961
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,625
-You're leaving?
-Yeah.
962
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:51,042
In three weeks.
963
00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:55,667
Max got a job in Kenya and his
organization is fast-tracking their visas.
964
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,708
Hence, the quickie wedding. Okay.
965
00:53:00,292 --> 00:53:02,454
My bet is still on pregnant.
966
00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:03,458
You're pregnant.
967
00:53:06,417 --> 00:53:07,542
Friend, I'm sorry.
968
00:53:08,417 --> 00:53:09,417
I really am. I...
969
00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:12,042
I knew you'd be upset that I'm leaving.
970
00:53:13,667 --> 00:53:15,454
You've long been gone, Noni.
971
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:18,913
Since you've been dating Max,
our friendship has never been the same.
972
00:53:18,917 --> 00:53:20,288
Actually, you know what? Leave!
973
00:53:20,292 --> 00:53:22,038
Go to Kenya. Go to Kenya, babes.
974
00:53:22,042 --> 00:53:24,413
Because this way, at least I can blame you
975
00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:27,500
ignoring me all the time on you
actually being in a different country.
976
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,083
Hey!
977
00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:35,371
Let's go, we got a taxi.
978
00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:36,454
Thank God!
979
00:53:36,458 --> 00:53:40,417
Good, good.
You know what? This bachelorette is over.
980
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,292
Fuck. Let's go.
981
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,454
Hold on.
982
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:46,917
What is going on?
983
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:50,958
Dineo.
984
00:53:52,417 --> 00:53:54,038
Dineo, please.
985
00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:55,454
Please, you have to talk to me, okay?
986
00:53:55,458 --> 00:53:57,579
-Hey.
-We can't just quit and go back home.
987
00:53:57,583 --> 00:54:00,413
-Howzit, howzit, howzit? Howzit?
-Shh, shh, shh.
988
00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:01,542
Why are you yelling?
989
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:04,704
Are you the bachelorette girls?
I'm looking for Dineo.
990
00:54:04,708 --> 00:54:06,079
There's no Dineo here.
991
00:54:06,083 --> 00:54:08,413
We're the bachelorette girls.
992
00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:10,121
Ah, great.
993
00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:13,250
Captain JP, I'm here to collect you
for your sunrise cruise.
994
00:54:15,167 --> 00:54:16,663
Why?
995
00:54:16,667 --> 00:54:18,204
Why would you book a sunrise cruise?
996
00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:20,079
All the sunset cruises were fully booked.
997
00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:21,704
Okay, I had one week to plan this.
998
00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:25,454
But also, if I'd known somebody
was deserting me in three weeks,
999
00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:26,788
I wouldn't even have bothered.
1000
00:54:26,792 --> 00:54:29,413
So, sir, I'm canceling it right now.
1001
00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:30,663
-No!
-No, no, no, no, no.
1002
00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:33,871
Hold on, scrumptious. Ladies, ladies.
1003
00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:34,954
Yes.
1004
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,996
Let's go to this cruise with Mr. Saturday.
1005
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,079
Why?
1006
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:40,079
He's my new one-day stand.
1007
00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:41,913
Yeah, we can't end like this.
1008
00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:43,413
Please, let's just go
on the sunrise cruise.
1009
00:54:43,417 --> 00:54:44,496
-No, no.
-Dineo.
1010
00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:45,579
Ladies?
1011
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:46,708
Shit. Shit. Shit.
1012
00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:50,913
This is why you don't do drugs, Dineo.
1013
00:54:50,917 --> 00:54:52,163
-Let's just go.
-Please.
1014
00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:53,621
-Let's go.
-Fine, fine.
1015
00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:56,246
Yeah, fine. Let's go on the stupid cruise.
1016
00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:58,163
-We'll go on the cruise.
-Okay, we better...
1017
00:54:58,167 --> 00:54:59,371
Only because I'm a great friend.
1018
00:54:59,375 --> 00:55:01,038
Guys, but if we're doing this,
if this is the grand finale,
1019
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:02,538
we need new rules, okay?
1020
00:55:02,542 --> 00:55:03,954
-Yeah.
-No Max.
1021
00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:06,079
-No Max.
-No phones.
1022
00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:07,454
And...
1023
00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:08,829
-no drugs.
-Ah.
1024
00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:09,833
Deal.
1025
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,288
-Be ready in 20 minutes, okay?
-Uh...
1026
00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:14,250
-No drugs, eh?
-Twenty... Uh...
1027
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:17,996
God please help me.
1028
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,246
Ladies, the sun waits for no...
1029
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,996
-We're coming, man.
-Wait a minute.
1030
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
-Okay.
-Shh.
1031
00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:41,038
{\an8}Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
1032
00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:42,163
{\an8}A ten rand says...
1033
00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:44,121
{\an8}Noni is going to be
due by the end of this year.
1034
00:55:44,125 --> 00:55:45,125
I promise you.
1035
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,621
Mmm.
1036
00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:53,625
Selfie time.
1037
00:55:55,208 --> 00:55:56,792
Take this.
1038
00:55:59,208 --> 00:56:01,250
Shit, shit, shit.
1039
00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:16,079
You know what? Uh, we... we need water.
1040
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:18,038
{\an8}-Yeah.
-But there's water right here.
1041
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:19,292
{\an8}Yeah, we need more.
1042
00:56:19,917 --> 00:56:21,542
Okay.
1043
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,250
I don't know how to fix this.
1044
00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:26,621
You can't, my dear.
1045
00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:29,583
Because you won't choose Dineo over Max.
1046
00:56:30,542 --> 00:56:31,871
What you should do is...
1047
00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:34,788
is go back to your love
and let us extend our trip in Cape Town
1048
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:37,000
so we can go to Khai's event.
1049
00:56:40,917 --> 00:56:41,957
I think I know what to do.
1050
00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:44,875
Noni.
1051
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:47,583
So, I... I did something big.
1052
00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:51,250
No. Some... Don't... Don't set it up.
1053
00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:53,829
Okay, uh...
1054
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:55,000
And then?
1055
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:01,583
-What?
-Okay.
1056
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,579
So, I... I may have sent Max
a video on Noni's phone
1057
00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:08,288
saying Noni doesn't want to
get married and then blocked him.
1058
00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:11,246
Okay, Dineo, entering your villain era.
1059
00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:14,079
It's those drugs.
I told you guys bad things happen.
1060
00:57:14,083 --> 00:57:15,454
Yeah, but you wanted to break them up.
1061
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:16,458
No.
1062
00:57:17,125 --> 00:57:19,913
-I... I love Max, okay?
-Mmm.
1063
00:57:19,917 --> 00:57:22,954
Noni doesn't want to get married.
I mean, she said so herself on the video.
1064
00:57:22,958 --> 00:57:25,333
-Mmm...
-So, I'm... I'm saving him.
1065
00:57:26,542 --> 00:57:28,288
Right?
1066
00:57:28,292 --> 00:57:29,458
You see, if I could just...
1067
00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:32,371
If I could just explain to her...
1068
00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:33,621
before Max finds her.
1069
00:57:33,625 --> 00:57:36,121
Girl, things are tense
between the two of you...
1070
00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:37,663
at the moment. All right?
1071
00:57:37,667 --> 00:57:39,187
This could really end your friendship.
1072
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:42,996
Which is why you should tell her.
1073
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,417
Stop.
1074
00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:46,667
Stop.
1075
00:57:47,292 --> 00:57:49,208
So? What are you gonna do?
1076
00:57:58,167 --> 00:58:00,500
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Yeah.
1077
00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:08,375
The signal here's really bad.
1078
00:58:09,125 --> 00:58:10,204
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1079
00:58:10,208 --> 00:58:12,163
Okay, thank you. So, we'll see you then.
1080
00:58:12,167 --> 00:58:15,667
-Okay.
-Hey, uh... I thought we said no phones.
1081
00:58:16,917 --> 00:58:18,996
Who were you talking to?
1082
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,204
I just booked us wine tasting
and accommodation in Paarl.
1083
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:25,417
I'm not gonna let
this bachelorette be over, bruh.
1084
00:58:28,875 --> 00:58:29,875
I think we need to talk.
1085
00:58:31,750 --> 00:58:33,079
Come on.
1086
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,996
We said this is our final bow. Right?
1087
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,208
Last two days.
1088
00:58:37,792 --> 00:58:39,208
Let's just end it with a bang.
1089
00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:45,454
Come on, Dini. Give her a chance.
1090
00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:47,163
We all make mistakes.
1091
00:58:47,167 --> 00:58:50,038
And since when are you team Noni?
1092
00:58:50,042 --> 00:58:52,538
Didn't you hear her talking
about wine-tasting?
1093
00:58:52,542 --> 00:58:54,246
And you know I love me some free wine.
1094
00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,829
So?
1095
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:59,079
Can we go? Can we go? Can we go?
1096
00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:00,708
Bontle... what do you think?
1097
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,958
Bontle!
1098
00:59:08,458 --> 00:59:10,788
No, no, no! Bontle!
1099
00:59:10,792 --> 00:59:13,121
Lord God help me!
1100
00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:14,579
Jump in there and save her.
1101
00:59:14,583 --> 00:59:15,704
She's your cousin!
1102
00:59:15,708 --> 00:59:17,121
I'll drown in there!
1103
00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:19,829
-I am drowning now, you stupid bitch!
-Come on, guys!
1104
00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:21,621
Okay, rock, paper scissors.
1105
00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:23,996
Are you fuckers serious?
1106
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,996
Relax, you're wearing a life vest, man!
1107
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,871
Relax!
1108
00:59:28,875 --> 00:59:30,371
You bitches are going to hell!
1109
00:59:30,375 --> 00:59:31,663
Make way, make way, make way!
1110
00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:33,375
Make way! Make way!
1111
00:59:40,042 --> 00:59:41,417
Stop kicking. Stop kicking.
1112
00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,371
Or you're gonna take us both down.
1113
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,038
I can't swim. Don't tell me to stop!
1114
00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:46,667
I got you! I got you.
1115
00:59:50,583 --> 00:59:52,954
Lefa is calling again.
1116
00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,750
Girl, leave that man on read.
1117
00:59:58,917 --> 01:00:01,579
Okay, seriously, Noni,
how much did this place cost?
1118
01:00:01,583 --> 01:00:03,292
Free of charge.
1119
01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:26,288
This is Khai's wine farm?
1120
01:00:26,292 --> 01:00:27,371
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
1121
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:30,579
Wait, um, are Black people allowed
to own wine farms in the Cape?
1122
01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:31,913
He has a minority share.
1123
01:00:31,917 --> 01:00:33,038
Oh, black face.
1124
01:00:33,042 --> 01:00:34,663
Ah-ah. No, you don't get it.
1125
01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:36,454
He is not just a front.
1126
01:00:36,458 --> 01:00:38,954
No, we can't stay here. Nope.
No, no, no. No.
1127
01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:40,663
Why are you avoiding him?
1128
01:00:40,667 --> 01:00:43,496
He is hot. He is rich.
You said he's yummy.
1129
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,288
And he owns a villa on a wine farm.
1130
01:00:45,292 --> 01:00:46,496
Come on, take one for the team.
1131
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:48,180
-What team?
-Don't be like this. Grow up.
1132
01:00:49,083 --> 01:00:51,288
Ladies, welcome to my wine farm.
1133
01:00:51,292 --> 01:00:52,413
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1134
01:00:52,417 --> 01:00:53,913
Thank you so much.
1135
01:00:53,917 --> 01:00:56,292
So, what are we on today?
1136
01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:06,208
Me and my really big head want
to give you an amazing time today.
1137
01:01:08,917 --> 01:01:12,708
And I'm not talking about
the one on my shoulders.
1138
01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:18,246
You heard that.
1139
01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:19,538
-The whole thing.
-Mmm.
1140
01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:20,871
Mm-hmm.
1141
01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:22,083
Ladies, please.
1142
01:01:23,333 --> 01:01:25,583
-Make yourself at home.
-Ah, Khai.
1143
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:28,579
This is why we shouldn't do drugs.
1144
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,125
Right!
1145
01:01:31,792 --> 01:01:33,621
Hi, Maxie.
1146
01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:35,829
Oh, you can not talk to Max.
1147
01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:37,538
Why?
1148
01:01:37,542 --> 01:01:38,996
Because...
1149
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,121
Noni is fighting with him.
1150
01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:42,788
And she's not talking to him.
So, you can't talk to him either.
1151
01:01:42,792 --> 01:01:45,746
And also, you can't talk to her
about not talking to him. Got it?
1152
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,167
-No.
-Bontle!
1153
01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:50,996
Babes, this is a phone-free weekend.
1154
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,079
Actually, I'm taking this phone.
1155
01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:54,454
It's a crutch.
1156
01:01:54,458 --> 01:01:55,875
It's holding you back, babe.
1157
01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:57,417
Free yourself.
1158
01:01:58,417 --> 01:02:00,621
Okay, let me call home and tell them.
1159
01:02:00,625 --> 01:02:02,625
-Be free.
-Dineo!
1160
01:02:07,417 --> 01:02:10,954
Ladies and gentlemen,
Brookdale 16 white, Field Blend.
1161
01:02:10,958 --> 01:02:13,833
Lovely, fresh and floral
blended white wine.
1162
01:02:14,375 --> 01:02:16,788
Easy on the hangover. So, please enjoy.
1163
01:02:16,792 --> 01:02:18,042
My boy.
1164
01:02:19,042 --> 01:02:20,500
Mmm.
1165
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:28,204
Wow, this is actually pretty good.
1166
01:02:28,208 --> 01:02:29,288
Mmm.
1167
01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:31,579
You see? I'm not just a big head.
1168
01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:33,288
I have a big brain too.
1169
01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:36,704
Oh, really? So, is it this big?
Or is it this big?
1170
01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:39,996
Uh, can we not objectify this man
at his workplace, please?
1171
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Wow.
1172
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:43,746
So, this attitude is for everyone?
1173
01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:45,371
Aw, man.
1174
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:46,746
I thought I was special.
1175
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,496
This is not about you. Okay?
1176
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,079
Yes, you're right.
1177
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:55,125
I think we've both established
that this is about my really big head.
1178
01:02:57,625 --> 01:03:00,621
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
1179
01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:01,792
Can I be excused?
1180
01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:05,083
Ow.
1181
01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:11,875
Hey, baby girl, more wine, please.
1182
01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:15,875
But Noni, I told you that...
this was a messy ass plan.
1183
01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,163
She's just being stubborn.
1184
01:03:19,167 --> 01:03:21,083
You really don't know Dini, hey.
1185
01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:25,079
I was there when she
had a panic attack over her exams.
1186
01:03:25,083 --> 01:03:28,038
I'm the person she called
when she lost her virginity.
1187
01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:29,954
I know the most embarrassing
thing that happened to her
1188
01:03:29,958 --> 01:03:31,121
when she was nine years old.
1189
01:03:31,125 --> 01:03:33,292
Yeah, but do you know her new boss's name?
1190
01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:36,871
Do you know that she has videos...
1191
01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:39,538
on what to do
when you choke while living alone?
1192
01:03:39,542 --> 01:03:43,125
Or that she gets sunflowers every week
to put on her mother's grave?
1193
01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:45,871
Did you know that her old laptop
1194
01:03:45,875 --> 01:03:48,375
would take 15 minutes to switch on.
1195
01:03:49,292 --> 01:03:51,042
That's why I got her a new one.
1196
01:03:52,250 --> 01:03:54,288
She doesn't need a man, Noni.
1197
01:03:54,292 --> 01:03:55,621
She needs you.
1198
01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:56,792
And you can't see it.
1199
01:04:04,458 --> 01:04:07,538
-Mmm. Khai.
-Yes.
1200
01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:09,246
Tell me. Don't you have
anything stronger than wine?
1201
01:04:09,250 --> 01:04:10,250
Yes, I have gin.
1202
01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:12,246
On the other side.
1203
01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:14,083
-Let's go.
-That's the spirit.
1204
01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:18,042
Ooh!
1205
01:04:18,792 --> 01:04:21,038
No, please. Gross.
1206
01:04:21,042 --> 01:04:22,583
That damn sea water.
1207
01:04:26,417 --> 01:04:27,958
Dineo.
1208
01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:33,833
-Dineo.
-Mmm.
1209
01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:36,329
I...
1210
01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,500
Okay, I don't know what's gotten into me.
1211
01:04:41,042 --> 01:04:43,125
This whole thing of keeping secrets.
1212
01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:46,121
And... And setting you up like that.
1213
01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,625
That was...
1214
01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:51,750
I'm the worst friend. Okay?
1215
01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:55,333
Mm-mmm.
1216
01:04:56,917 --> 01:04:57,917
No.
1217
01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,083
I am.
1218
01:05:00,708 --> 01:05:02,167
Uh... Noni.
1219
01:05:03,417 --> 01:05:06,246
Okay. At the... At the street bash.
1220
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:08,458
Guys! Hey. Listen.
1221
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:11,996
-What?
-Dineo. Dineo.
1222
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,954
Stop fighting.
1223
01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:15,579
What are you doing?
1224
01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:17,663
You're gonna need her
when you hate your husband.
1225
01:05:17,667 --> 01:05:20,288
And you're gonna need her
when you hate your kids!
1226
01:05:20,292 --> 01:05:21,583
You're gonna need each other.
1227
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,542
Why are you even married, Bontle?
1228
01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:26,663
Yeah, man, Cuz.
1229
01:05:26,667 --> 01:05:29,538
You've been going wild
since you've had your visa.
1230
01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:31,742
Like, you're happier without
your husband and your kids.
1231
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:35,371
Look, do I enjoy being away
from my husband and kids?
1232
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:36,704
Hell yeah.
1233
01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:39,542
But I also like going back home
to sanity. To a family.
1234
01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:41,788
To love.
1235
01:05:41,792 --> 01:05:43,625
My life is full, girl.
1236
01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:48,708
So, life is empty if you're single?
1237
01:05:49,417 --> 01:05:50,746
No.
1238
01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:53,417
Life is empty if you don't choose
what makes you happy.
1239
01:05:54,292 --> 01:05:56,792
And it's harder without friends.
1240
01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:03,704
Cuz.
1241
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,788
Hmm?
1242
01:06:04,792 --> 01:06:06,917
How did I miss that you were this deep?
1243
01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:12,292
That's 'cause I got married
and you stopped calling.
1244
01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:18,500
Khai!
1245
01:06:19,667 --> 01:06:21,167
I need a refill.
1246
01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:26,167
Which are your favorite grapes?
1247
01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:30,958
Like Shiraz, Cabernet Sau... Shit.
1248
01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,413
Max!
1249
01:06:33,417 --> 01:06:35,579
Maxie!
1250
01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:36,958
What are you doing here?
1251
01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:41,542
-Max, what?
-What?
1252
01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:44,038
What? Did something happen?
1253
01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,083
Seriously?
1254
01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:47,954
You send me what you sent me,
then you block me and tell
1255
01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:49,788
your friends to avoid me.
1256
01:06:49,792 --> 01:06:53,829
I've been living in Sasa's IG stories
to track you down.
1257
01:06:53,833 --> 01:06:55,913
What are you talking about?
1258
01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:58,750
Max. It's not Noni's fault.
1259
01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,496
You blocked me.
1260
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,788
We've been together for so many years
1261
01:07:04,792 --> 01:07:08,121
and I still have to beg you
to be in this with me.
1262
01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,871
We're getting married.
1263
01:07:09,875 --> 01:07:10,875
We're moving.
1264
01:07:11,542 --> 01:07:12,917
What exactly do you want?
1265
01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:16,413
Noni? Why are you speaking
as though you're doing me a favor?
1266
01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:17,913
You're not doing me a favor.
I want someone who actually
1267
01:07:17,917 --> 01:07:19,417
wants to be with me.
1268
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000
I do.
1269
01:07:23,250 --> 01:07:25,246
That's not what it sounded like
in the video, is it?
1270
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:26,246
What video?
1271
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,621
If you don't wanna get married,
it's fine. You don't have to.
1272
01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:31,038
Do what you want to do. You're free.
1273
01:07:31,042 --> 01:07:32,875
-What video?
-Max!
1274
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,875
Wait, I... I sent the video.
1275
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:40,875
And I blocked you.
1276
01:07:44,750 --> 01:07:45,750
I want to see this video.
1277
01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:50,000
Uh... Uh... Noni.
1278
01:07:51,792 --> 01:07:55,583
The ring doesn't even fit.
My finger doesn't want this.
1279
01:07:56,875 --> 01:07:58,333
I don't even want this.
1280
01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:05,788
And I can't even tell Max
because he's so in love with me.
1281
01:08:05,792 --> 01:08:08,829
Because he thinks I'm so amazing.
1282
01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:12,042
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I...
1283
01:08:13,708 --> 01:08:14,708
I...
1284
01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:17,954
Noni, I was high when I sent the video.
1285
01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:19,083
Leave me.
1286
01:08:22,417 --> 01:08:23,500
Noni, wait!
1287
01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:25,621
Noni.
1288
01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:27,413
Noni, I've learned my lesson. Okay?
1289
01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:29,579
No more... No more drugs.
No more street bashes.
1290
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,042
You know what? No more Cape Town.
1291
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:34,996
Uh... I... I do have
that conference in three months.
1292
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:38,000
So, yes, no. But after that, I'm-I'm done.
1293
01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:39,996
Noni, I'm not coming back.
1294
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:41,329
Friend, just wait. Say something.
1295
01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:43,371
You know, people warn you
about jealous friends.
1296
01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:45,538
I just never thought
it would be you, Dineo.
1297
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:46,833
I am not jealous of you.
1298
01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:49,958
You hate that I have a man
who wants to marry me.
1299
01:08:50,917 --> 01:08:53,829
All you have is some promise ring
that you bought yourself.
1300
01:08:53,833 --> 01:08:56,204
Says the woman who refuses
to wear her engagement ring.
1301
01:08:56,208 --> 01:08:57,371
It doesn't fit.
1302
01:08:57,375 --> 01:08:58,375
Marriage doesn't fit!
1303
01:08:59,250 --> 01:09:00,538
Yeah, your words.
1304
01:09:00,542 --> 01:09:03,246
-You know what? I did you a favor.
-Huh? Oh.
1305
01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:05,788
Oh, so you wanted to sabotage my marriage?
1306
01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:08,163
-No, no, no, no. No, no.
-That's why you sent that video.
1307
01:09:08,167 --> 01:09:09,746
No, I didn't mean
to send that stupid video.
1308
01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,663
-You wanted him to be angry at me.
-No.
1309
01:09:11,667 --> 01:09:16,079
You wanted him to break up with me so that
I could be single and sad, just like you.
1310
01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:17,163
Just say it.
1311
01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:19,333
Yes. Yes, fine.
1312
01:09:20,583 --> 01:09:22,042
I wanted him to break up with you.
1313
01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:26,083
Because that way, I'd get you back,
I'd get my friend back.
1314
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:28,917
Noni, look at you.
1315
01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:32,875
You've become this woman
that you used to hate.
1316
01:09:39,083 --> 01:09:40,083
Grow up, Dineo.
1317
01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:42,413
People change.
1318
01:09:42,417 --> 01:09:43,458
It's called life.
1319
01:09:55,875 --> 01:09:57,042
Well...
1320
01:09:58,042 --> 01:09:59,829
Noni.
1321
01:09:59,833 --> 01:10:01,000
You forget I know you.
1322
01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:03,208
Yeah. That video...
1323
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:05,913
That was the real you. And Max knows it.
1324
01:10:05,917 --> 01:10:07,208
Just admit it.
1325
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,996
You don't even like this thing.
1326
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,079
-You don't even want to get married.
-I do!
1327
01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:12,913
No, you don't!
1328
01:10:12,917 --> 01:10:14,329
-My ring.
-Shit.
1329
01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:15,496
Ah, shit. Uh...
1330
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:16,663
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1331
01:10:16,667 --> 01:10:19,583
No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
We'll find it. It's just a ring.
1332
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,288
We'll find it.
1333
01:10:22,292 --> 01:10:23,417
It... It's just a ring.
1334
01:10:24,292 --> 01:10:25,452
-It's okay. It's...
-Shit...
1335
01:10:25,958 --> 01:10:29,371
-Oh. Oh, oh, there.
-No. Stop.
1336
01:10:29,375 --> 01:10:30,375
Here we go.
1337
01:10:31,250 --> 01:10:32,788
Okay fine. Fine. Let me help you.
1338
01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:34,583
Okay, stop. Dineo. Dineo.
1339
01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:37,667
Okay.
1340
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,750
Okay, just don't go.
1341
01:10:41,417 --> 01:10:43,167
Noni, you're all I have.
1342
01:10:44,292 --> 01:10:45,792
I can't be everything to you, Dineo.
1343
01:10:46,792 --> 01:10:48,667
We have to learn
to let each other move on.
1344
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,083
I love you, Dineo.
1345
01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,333
But I have to go home.
1346
01:10:58,375 --> 01:10:59,625
No.
1347
01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:34,000
Yes! Yes!
1348
01:11:37,083 --> 01:11:38,333
Hey!
1349
01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:42,413
Oh. Baba. Hey, you're back.
1350
01:11:42,417 --> 01:11:46,663
You're back? Ow! Ow! Ow!
1351
01:11:46,667 --> 01:11:48,038
You came back so soon?
1352
01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:49,371
Yeah, the bachelorette was a flop.
1353
01:11:49,375 --> 01:11:50,454
But that doesn't matter.
1354
01:11:50,458 --> 01:11:51,538
Lefa.
1355
01:11:51,542 --> 01:11:53,871
I raised these kids alone...
for eight whole years!
1356
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,204
And you deserve a break.
1357
01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:56,996
-Yes, I deserve a holiday. Okay?
-Yeah.
1358
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,413
And listen, baby.
I was calling you nonstop.
1359
01:11:59,417 --> 01:12:01,871
I want to say I'm so sorry about that.
1360
01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,746
And when you weren't answering my calls...
1361
01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:05,125
I kind of figured them out.
1362
01:12:06,333 --> 01:12:07,871
No, Lefa, no.
1363
01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,496
You're ruining this.
1364
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,496
Look, I had this whole speech, okay?
1365
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,371
-Listen... Listen, honey.
-And frankly...
1366
01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:15,996
I got you. I do. I got you.
1367
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,579
Yeah?
1368
01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:21,792
And, yoh, Baba... I saw your photos and...
1369
01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,833
Cape Town Bontle is hot.
1370
01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:31,250
Baby. Come on.
1371
01:12:32,125 --> 01:12:34,913
Papa! I want to poop!
1372
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,333
Not poop.
1373
01:12:37,333 --> 01:12:40,750
These kids have worms. I'm telling you.
1374
01:12:41,792 --> 01:12:43,454
I'll be back.
1375
01:12:43,458 --> 01:12:44,871
-Hurry up.
-Mmm.
1376
01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:46,579
There's something
I wanna show you that I saw...
1377
01:12:46,583 --> 01:12:47,954
Ooh, Bontle.
1378
01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:49,954
I'll be waiting like this.
1379
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,167
No, the poop can wait.
1380
01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:14,875
Max.
1381
01:13:17,042 --> 01:13:18,204
Why did you agree?
1382
01:13:18,208 --> 01:13:19,408
Why didn't you just reject me?
1383
01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:22,377
It would have been better
than hearing that video.
1384
01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:28,833
You know how I feel about marriage,
so why would you even ask?
1385
01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:32,917
For love.
1386
01:13:33,833 --> 01:13:35,083
Max.
1387
01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:44,000
You say that you have to keep
begging me to be in this with you.
1388
01:13:44,833 --> 01:13:46,083
How am I not in this with you?
1389
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,250
We live together.
1390
01:13:50,292 --> 01:13:54,792
I could be in the streets, but I'm
on the sofa watching true crime with you.
1391
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:58,833
When I buy groceries,
I remember your beard oil.
1392
01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:02,583
Your name is all over my policies.
1393
01:14:03,458 --> 01:14:05,750
What more is a certificate
going to give you?
1394
01:14:06,958 --> 01:14:10,958
What must I change to just prove
to you that I'm here?
1395
01:14:11,625 --> 01:14:13,288
I don't want you to change.
1396
01:14:13,292 --> 01:14:14,413
Then what do you want?
1397
01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:15,625
I want you.
1398
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:19,788
You know you always have me.
1399
01:14:19,792 --> 01:14:21,083
I'm here.
1400
01:14:27,417 --> 01:14:28,833
What if you hate it in Kenya?
1401
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,417
I'll just seduce you
into coming back to Joburg.
1402
01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:37,625
Either way, you are stuck with me.
1403
01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:39,708
So...
1404
01:14:42,125 --> 01:14:43,792
you're still coming with me to Kenya?
1405
01:14:44,417 --> 01:14:48,246
Oh, I'll be your...
unmarried whore in Kenya.
1406
01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:49,792
-Oh, yeah. Mmm.
-Yeah.
1407
01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:57,833
But if you ever propose
to me again, we're done.
1408
01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,125
-Done.
-O... Okay. Okay.
1409
01:15:03,792 --> 01:15:05,417
So you're sure about this move?
1410
01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:07,333
Yeah.
1411
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:09,042
Done with Jozi, anyway.
1412
01:15:11,667 --> 01:15:14,333
Done with Joburg or Dineo?
1413
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,333
Both. Same thing.
1414
01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:19,496
Okay.
1415
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,250
Speaking of...
1416
01:15:22,042 --> 01:15:23,458
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
1417
01:15:24,042 --> 01:15:25,996
-Oh.
-Mmm.
1418
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,583
-Mm-hmm. Mmm.
-Oh.
1419
01:15:33,042 --> 01:15:34,333
Whoa.
1420
01:15:35,167 --> 01:15:37,413
This is just 6, where's my 9?
1421
01:15:37,417 --> 01:15:39,204
You still want me to come to Kenya?
1422
01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:40,250
-Yes, ma'am.
-Ah!
1423
01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:43,958
Karibu Sana.
1424
01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,875
Khai!
1425
01:15:49,042 --> 01:15:50,329
Khai!
1426
01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:51,746
Hmm?
1427
01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:53,167
-Hey!
-Dineo?
1428
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,917
-Come.
-At this time? What the...
1429
01:15:57,292 --> 01:15:58,954
Dineo.
1430
01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:00,329
Hey. Open.
1431
01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:01,746
-Yes.
-Open.
1432
01:16:01,750 --> 01:16:03,625
-You need to move.
-Oh. Okay.
1433
01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:07,792
-Mmm. Hi.
-Hi.
1434
01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:11,413
-Are you okay?
-I'm good.
1435
01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:14,038
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Whoa.
1436
01:16:14,042 --> 01:16:15,871
Hey, hey. Hey. What?
1437
01:16:15,875 --> 01:16:16,875
Whoa.
1438
01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:19,042
What? What?
1439
01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:21,788
You don't want me?
1440
01:16:21,792 --> 01:16:24,750
No. Not when you're drunk
and crying like this. No.
1441
01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:27,708
Oh.
1442
01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:31,625
Oh, man. I...
1443
01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:33,913
I didn't mean it like that.
1444
01:16:33,917 --> 01:16:36,958
I mean that I want to see you
cry tears of ecstasy.
1445
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,875
You rate yourself, right?
1446
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,663
-It's called self-love.
-Mmm.
1447
01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:46,292
Just like you and that ring of yours.
1448
01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:01,250
This ring is not self-love.
1449
01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:07,667
It's a reminder of many, many,
many, many heartbreaks.
1450
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,292
I don't need a reminder of that.
1451
01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:15,750
As if anyone's ever broken your heart.
1452
01:17:23,542 --> 01:17:24,542
My wife did.
1453
01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:33,042
I was working on getting her
through school and, uh, she...
1454
01:17:35,125 --> 01:17:37,454
She was working on top of my best friend.
1455
01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:40,375
Oof. Ouch.
1456
01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:45,500
Hey. Do you miss the married Khai?
1457
01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:47,083
Mmm?
1458
01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,788
-No.
-No?
1459
01:17:49,792 --> 01:17:51,125
No, that dude, no.
1460
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:58,833
That guy... That guy went to his ex's
workplace to declare his love publicly
1461
01:17:59,333 --> 01:18:01,704
with roses in his hands.
1462
01:18:01,708 --> 01:18:03,121
And he still got dumped.
1463
01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:05,208
So no.
1464
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,000
You know...
1465
01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:11,913
if you're able to embarrass yourself
in front of others...
1466
01:18:11,917 --> 01:18:12,958
Hmm.
1467
01:18:13,583 --> 01:18:14,792
Because of love.
1468
01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:18,458
That's when you know you're down bad.
1469
01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:25,167
Khai, can I stay here tonight?
1470
01:18:29,625 --> 01:18:30,958
I don't want to be alone.
1471
01:18:36,083 --> 01:18:37,083
Sure.
1472
01:19:20,417 --> 01:19:22,246
What's wrong?
1473
01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:24,204
I, uh, I can't find my ring.
1474
01:19:24,208 --> 01:19:26,079
It's just a ring.
1475
01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:27,083
We'll find it later.
1476
01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:31,746
Mm-mmm. No, it's not just a ring.
Okay? It's a promise.
1477
01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:33,788
It's a reminder of heartbreak.
1478
01:19:33,792 --> 01:19:35,458
That shit has bad vibes. Let it go.
1479
01:19:36,042 --> 01:19:38,413
-Khai, did you take my ring?
-No.
1480
01:19:38,417 --> 01:19:40,750
-Did you take my ring?
-No.
1481
01:19:41,792 --> 01:19:44,667
-I know how much it means to you.
-Ugh, please don't do that.
1482
01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,454
Don't do that. You don't care about me.
1483
01:19:47,458 --> 01:19:49,954
You just want to sleep with me
and then move on to the next one.
1484
01:19:49,958 --> 01:19:51,288
Whoa.
1485
01:19:51,292 --> 01:19:53,621
Dineo, you came knocking at my door.
1486
01:19:53,625 --> 01:19:55,788
I have DMs full of women.
I don't need you.
1487
01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:59,246
Right, right. Because it's all of you men
who are innocent.
1488
01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:01,829
And all of us women
who are the-the problem.
1489
01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:04,371
Right? Women who trust you and love you.
1490
01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:07,163
Dineo, I'm not those
other guys that left you.
1491
01:20:07,167 --> 01:20:09,327
I was here for you.
Even your best friend went running.
1492
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,500
Okay, I didn't mean it like that.
1493
01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:18,413
I didn't mean it like that.
1494
01:20:20,458 --> 01:20:23,917
Dineo, you keep punishing people
because you're lonely.
1495
01:20:25,542 --> 01:20:28,667
Khai, you're just a little boy.
1496
01:20:29,375 --> 01:20:33,542
Okay? A little boy who uses women
to make himself feel big.
1497
01:20:36,792 --> 01:20:38,083
-Okay.
-Mmm.
1498
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:41,000
I think it's time for you to leave.
1499
01:20:57,292 --> 01:20:59,079
You're more than this, Dineo.
1500
01:20:59,083 --> 01:21:01,417
And I really wish you could see that,
because I do.
1501
01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:03,167
No, I'm not.
1502
01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:22,871
Nini. Nini, Nini.
1503
01:22:22,875 --> 01:22:25,329
It's me, your aunt, not burglars.
1504
01:22:25,333 --> 01:22:27,996
Sasa told me where to get the key.
1505
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,125
Nini.
1506
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,288
My goodness.
1507
01:22:33,292 --> 01:22:35,579
I heard that you and Noni
had a disagreement.
1508
01:22:35,583 --> 01:22:37,542
What happened?
1509
01:22:38,542 --> 01:22:41,038
Auntie... why does everyone
I love keep leaving me?
1510
01:22:41,042 --> 01:22:43,538
Mm-mmm.
1511
01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,079
No, Nini, that's not true.
1512
01:22:45,083 --> 01:22:47,542
It's true, Auntie! Dad.
1513
01:22:48,083 --> 01:22:50,875
Every boyfriend I ever had.
1514
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:54,833
Mom. Now, it's Noni. My best friend.
1515
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:58,163
-This means I'm alone.
-Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
1516
01:22:58,167 --> 01:23:00,871
-I'm alone, I'm alone.
-You are not alone... my child.
1517
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:01,875
Listen, listen.
1518
01:23:02,917 --> 01:23:04,913
You know, Nini, especially relationships
1519
01:23:04,917 --> 01:23:08,792
my baby, they are like
January to December.
1520
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:15,579
There are seasons. We have...
Winter, summer, dust!
1521
01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:18,371
But they all come and go, right?
1522
01:23:18,375 --> 01:23:19,829
It's got nothing to do with you.
1523
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:22,833
It's nature. We must accept it.
1524
01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:25,542
What about Noni?
1525
01:23:26,208 --> 01:23:27,708
Noni? Okay.
1526
01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:31,288
With Noni,
it's exactly like the seasons I mentioned.
1527
01:23:31,292 --> 01:23:34,038
Yes, it's a season where Noni is leaving.
1528
01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:37,996
But you shouldn't allow it
to be a season that ends.
1529
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:41,454
You and her need to sort your issues out.
1530
01:23:41,458 --> 01:23:43,792
And stop playing cat and mouse.
1531
01:23:44,417 --> 01:23:45,917
Hey?
1532
01:23:48,417 --> 01:23:51,329
Nini, please lose
this silly ring you call a promise ring.
1533
01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:53,542
What is it even? This thing is a prison,
man!
1534
01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,375
Eish.
1535
01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:58,413
I wonder who it is.
1536
01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:01,042
I know that it's the society group ladies
looking for money.
1537
01:24:02,042 --> 01:24:04,371
Yoh! Wow, how could I forget!
Do you have 150?
1538
01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:05,913
I left my Uber driver hunk waiting
downstairs.
1539
01:24:05,917 --> 01:24:07,288
Please, my child.
1540
01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:08,746
Please help.
1541
01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:10,496
I like that you're laughing. You see?
1542
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,125
We are having fun. Thank you.
1543
01:24:14,292 --> 01:24:15,708
I'll see you downstairs, okay?
1544
01:24:20,250 --> 01:24:22,625
Why would your parents invite us
out to lunch now?
1545
01:24:23,167 --> 01:24:25,375
Hmm? You think they know
our engagement's off?
1546
01:24:26,083 --> 01:24:27,371
Hmm. How would they know?
1547
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:29,788
-I don't... Uh, they don't know.
-I don't know. Okay.
1548
01:24:29,792 --> 01:24:33,750
Surprise!
1549
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:37,663
Uh, this is awkward.
1550
01:24:37,667 --> 01:24:41,954
Yeah, you think this is a good time to
tell them that we're not getting married?
1551
01:24:41,958 --> 01:24:44,704
Um, yeah, I think... I think this
would be the best time to do that.
1552
01:24:44,708 --> 01:24:46,417
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.
1553
01:24:52,667 --> 01:24:55,875
Welcome to your
engagement-slash-farewell party.
1554
01:24:56,875 --> 01:24:58,204
You organized this?
1555
01:24:58,208 --> 01:24:59,621
Yes, I did.
1556
01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:01,621
And trust me,
the guest list was much bigger,
1557
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:03,079
but I only thought about this last night.
1558
01:25:03,083 --> 01:25:06,746
And apparently, these boring married
people are the only ones without lives.
1559
01:25:06,750 --> 01:25:07,829
-Hey, you!
-Ouch!
1560
01:25:07,833 --> 01:25:09,746
-Who are you calling boring?
-I mean,
1561
01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:12,538
-we also do go to bed by nine. So...
-You see?
1562
01:25:12,542 --> 01:25:14,875
-But not last night though...
-You know it.
1563
01:25:16,958 --> 01:25:19,704
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! Hey! Hey!
1564
01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:22,125
-Stop running around!
-Leave me alone!
1565
01:25:23,417 --> 01:25:24,667
Hey.
1566
01:25:26,917 --> 01:25:28,500
I'm sorry for what I did.
1567
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:31,875
But Noni, you know you're my whole heart.
1568
01:25:33,292 --> 01:25:34,333
Right?
1569
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:38,708
And I... I... I guess I thought you leaving
would break it.
1570
01:25:39,542 --> 01:25:40,542
But...
1571
01:25:41,542 --> 01:25:43,871
all relationships have seasons.
1572
01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:50,167
And no matter the season, I choose
to be your very messy best friend.
1573
01:25:51,042 --> 01:25:52,454
Forever.
1574
01:25:52,458 --> 01:25:55,417
Like not even Kenya
could keep us apart, okay?
1575
01:25:56,333 --> 01:25:59,163
So let's fill up that home affairs office
and get these two married!
1576
01:25:59,167 --> 01:26:00,917
Yeah!
1577
01:26:08,125 --> 01:26:10,913
Friend, this is so sweet.
1578
01:26:10,917 --> 01:26:13,288
But we're not getting married anymore.
1579
01:26:13,292 --> 01:26:15,579
What?
1580
01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:19,413
Yeah... Yeah, this whole marriage thing
is just... not our thing, you know.
1581
01:26:19,417 --> 01:26:21,371
We're going to stay together
unmarried for life.
1582
01:26:21,375 --> 01:26:25,329
Unmarried? I knew it.
You see, I know my child.
1583
01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:26,708
She won't stop shaming us.
1584
01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:29,913
My son is the same.
1585
01:26:29,917 --> 01:26:31,663
They're perfect for each other.
1586
01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:32,792
Yeah, that's right.
1587
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:36,417
-Hey, Max, disappear.
-I'll leave you ladies to it.
1588
01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:40,288
So this is totally my fault, isn't it?
1589
01:26:40,292 --> 01:26:42,042
Yes, it is.
1590
01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:46,583
That thing you did,
sending the video, was really messed up.
1591
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:50,371
But it did force us
to be honest with each other.
1592
01:26:50,375 --> 01:26:54,788
And honestly, friend, we don't need
a certificate to prove our commitment.
1593
01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:56,246
-We have sex for that.
-Okay.
1594
01:26:56,250 --> 01:26:59,079
Aw. That's gonna change.
1595
01:26:59,083 --> 01:27:01,538
But that sucks, I was really hoping
to be your maid of honor.
1596
01:27:01,542 --> 01:27:02,750
Oh, please.
1597
01:27:05,042 --> 01:27:07,246
You are glad I'm not getting married.
1598
01:27:07,250 --> 01:27:08,875
Come on, let all of your teeth show.
1599
01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:14,329
-Okay, fine.
-Yes.
1600
01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:16,329
Aw.
1601
01:27:16,333 --> 01:27:20,246
So, what season are you in
with Mr. Wine Farm?
1602
01:27:20,250 --> 01:27:25,038
I don't know, Noni. I don't know. What
if... What if he's another Mr. Wrong? Hmm?
1603
01:27:25,042 --> 01:27:29,496
Listen, I know I said old Dineo
was a fool for love, okay?
1604
01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:31,371
But you're not that woman anymore.
1605
01:27:31,375 --> 01:27:32,583
And you don't need a man.
1606
01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:35,875
But if you want him, go for it.
1607
01:27:41,167 --> 01:27:42,454
I mean...
1608
01:27:42,458 --> 01:27:45,167
We never really finished
our bachelorette celebration, right?
1609
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,621
Right?
1610
01:27:48,625 --> 01:27:51,042
Right!
1611
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:56,292
Whoa, hey.
1612
01:28:03,375 --> 01:28:06,125
I'm so glad that you came back.
1613
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:09,038
Oh, babe, this is vibe!
1614
01:28:09,042 --> 01:28:10,621
No wonder you dragged us down here!
1615
01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:12,329
Guys, should we split up
and look for Khai?
1616
01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:14,125
No need. Follow me.
1617
01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:24,538
Baba. Let's ask Shaka Zulu
where he got that baby oil.
1618
01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:27,079
I want to see it all over you tonight.
1619
01:28:27,083 --> 01:28:28,163
Baby.
1620
01:28:28,167 --> 01:28:32,413
Oh, I really like Cape Town Bontle!
1621
01:28:32,417 --> 01:28:34,083
Let's go!
1622
01:28:49,208 --> 01:28:50,579
Babe.
1623
01:28:50,583 --> 01:28:53,038
-Where is he?
-He was just here.
1624
01:28:53,042 --> 01:28:54,042
Okay, okay.
1625
01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:03,079
He's not answering his phone.
1626
01:29:03,083 --> 01:29:04,746
No problem. He's not lost.
1627
01:29:04,750 --> 01:29:07,375
Let's just chill out,
enjoy some drinks and wait for him.
1628
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:10,663
Does this VVIP have an open bar?
1629
01:29:10,667 --> 01:29:11,746
No, man!
1630
01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:13,583
You're turning into Aunt Gontse.
1631
01:29:22,042 --> 01:29:23,042
I'm not waiting.
1632
01:29:25,792 --> 01:29:27,875
Where's she going?
1633
01:29:31,917 --> 01:29:33,329
To get her man.
1634
01:29:33,333 --> 01:29:36,625
Make some noise for Mvelo Makhanya!
1635
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:43,288
That's what I'm talking about.
Up next, our very own resident DJ.
1636
01:29:43,292 --> 01:29:47,250
Make some noise for DJ Shades!
1637
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:54,538
Not you again.
1638
01:29:54,542 --> 01:29:55,708
Sorry. Khai?
1639
01:29:56,833 --> 01:29:58,333
Khai?
1640
01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:02,454
My sister. Please don't start
with your funny stunt.
1641
01:30:02,458 --> 01:30:05,121
No, I'm sorry. Uh, listen.
I-I just need five minutes, okay?
1642
01:30:05,125 --> 01:30:06,121
I'm looking for the event owner.
1643
01:30:06,125 --> 01:30:07,329
-It's an emergency.
-Okay.
1644
01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:08,788
Please? Thank you.
1645
01:30:08,792 --> 01:30:09,958
Khai, wherever you are...
1646
01:30:10,750 --> 01:30:12,913
I got rid of the ring.
1647
01:30:12,917 --> 01:30:13,958
See?
1648
01:30:14,667 --> 01:30:16,208
And I believe in love again.
1649
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:20,288
Uh... Not that I'm in love with you.
I'm not in love with you.
1650
01:30:20,292 --> 01:30:22,329
You're not that good in bed.
1651
01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:23,375
Wow!
1652
01:30:25,542 --> 01:30:27,204
Okay, my sister, for our sake,
1653
01:30:27,208 --> 01:30:29,454
can you please wrap it up like
a condom now? Thank you.
1654
01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:34,833
Yes. What I want to say is,
I really like you a lot.
1655
01:30:35,750 --> 01:30:37,454
And it'll probably end badly.
1656
01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:42,121
But, I'd rather have a horrible
breakup with you than pretend
1657
01:30:42,125 --> 01:30:43,704
that I don't believe in love.
1658
01:30:43,708 --> 01:30:45,708
-Aw.
-So...
1659
01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:50,579
So if you're interested in potentially
breaking up with me in the future.
1660
01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:51,583
Oh, God.
1661
01:30:52,542 --> 01:30:53,542
Here I am!
1662
01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:14,667
Khai! Khai! Khai! Khai! Khai! Khai! Khai!
1663
01:31:34,667 --> 01:31:37,792
Khai! Khai! Khai! Khai! Khai!
1664
01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:47,917
You know that you could've
just called me and said, "I'm sorry."
1665
01:31:49,583 --> 01:31:52,458
Yeah... Okay... So, I know. What...
1666
01:32:11,542 --> 01:32:18,625
DJ! We wanna party!
1667
01:33:57,792 --> 01:33:59,750
You're single, what?
1668
01:34:00,583 --> 01:34:03,625
Seriously, what?
Seriously Single Too, baby.